MurphyTown Facts Haiku Irish Jokes Laws Legends News Photos Poems Proverbs Quotes Yin Jokes Index Top Ten Newest Search Post Prev Joke Joke 591 of 1756 Next Joke At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths,"I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," remorsed the patient. Random Joke A man walks pass a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops a coin into his hand. One da... Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks. NOTICE OF INCREASE IN TAX PAYMENT TO: All Male Taxpayers Internal Revenue Service ... What do you think of this Joke? Vote Thumbs Up or Thumbs Down. Reputation: 0 / Feedback: 0