MurphyTown Facts Haiku Irish Jokes Laws Legends News Photos Poems Proverbs Quotes Yin Jokes Index Top Ten Newest Search Post Prev Joke Joke 408 of 1756 Next Joke A mother walks into her daughters room holding a condom in her hand, "I found this while cleaning your room today.... Are you sexually active?" To which the daughter replies, "No, I just lay there." Random Joke I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned aro... WHEN YOU ARE DATING / WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED Farting is never an issue. You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband ... at all times H... Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? What do you think of this Joke? Vote Thumbs Up or Thumbs Down. Reputation: 1 / Feedback: 0